My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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