How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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