Dual....:-)
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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