...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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