Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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