Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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