Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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