I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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