wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Let's get the cat blown out
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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