Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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