She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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