Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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