everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Shame - the story of my life.
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