It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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