Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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