I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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