Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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