Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I don't think brook has ever known best
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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