He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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