just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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