google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
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