Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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