We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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