therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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