butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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