I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Come share oat with me in your robe
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Randomize
