When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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