There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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