yo i stole a wine glass from the ritz but i spilled wine on my hundo dolla shirt
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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