If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Randomize
