Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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