I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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