Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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