I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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