Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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