And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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