Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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