I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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