I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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