Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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