dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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