on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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