oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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