garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Randomize
