I faked an abortion last night.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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