theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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