I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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