ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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