And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Randomize
