gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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