Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
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