I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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