Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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