So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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