if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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