My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
Randomize
