I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
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